Make sure there’s nothing to bizarre on yours from last night, and toss a cute morning ‘still in bed’ selfie into the mix. And, of course, checking Snapchat to see what stories they should delete, and what stories other people haven’t woken up to delete yet. Post it in the morningĮven the most put together of humans have days where they do the morning treasure hunt on their phone: Scrolling back to see what texts they shouldn’t have sent, checking their Instagram to make sure they spelled that caption correctly, checking photos to see what they got up to between the fourth and fifth bar. Could also tweet something like “Ugh I hate when guys screenshot my Snapstory - it’s not for you”, and everyone will come to look. Note: This only works if they follow you and/or care about your twitter. If it was for them you would have just DM’d it - right? It’s at least worth a shot. It seems less pointed, and if there does happen to be a hot photo of you somewhere in the mix, maybe they’ll think it’s aimed at someone else and get jealous. Telling ‘everyone’ to watch your story is a perfect way of getting around telling someone individually. Tweet about how EVERYONE should go watch your snapchat story ‘now’ This way, if you’re close enough with the person, you can text them asking if they’ve seen that “absolutely hilarious thing” on your snap story yet (It was so funny you accidentally posted it without sending it to people individually first), and they’ll have to go through all of the photos of you to get there. Put something wild immediately after it on your story This way, when they inevitable forget to tap out before the snap story for the person above you ends, or their thumb slips and they accidentally tap on your little circle they’re guaranteed to see a lovely picture of your tits face instead of your dog or your brunch, and they might end up coming back for more.

Only post thirst-traps, and post them multiple times a day This way, someone might spot something they like and tap into it without thinking. If you put something attention grabbing at the center of the photo, it’s guaranteed to show up in the preview bubble.

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